Amidst growing concern from Australian viewers over the quality of Grand Prix telecasts, Channel Ten have sought to alter their GP hosting line-up of Greg Rust and Cameron McConville with cardboard cut-outs of Kimi Raikonnen and Mika Salo.
An anonymous Channel 10 canteen worker explained the decision. "At Ten we take critical and positive feedback from the weekend telecasts and found replacing McConville and Rust with these cut-outs will provide us with more in-depth analysis and be able to cut to telecasts more efficiently.. We tried everything, Even attaching colostomy bags over their mouths, but have been forced to make this radical adjustment".
Some of the viewer e-mails that have forced Channel Ten into this settlement have been;
"GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT!"
"It's Sunday! We have to work!!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND START THE FREAKIN' RACE YOU TURDS!"
"It's listed as 11pm.. And I have to listen to 20 minutes of gibbering shit!"
Rust has not taken the news well and is said to have been seen rocking in the corner of the station's toilet cubicles. McConville on the other hand stated that he was "not aware he had even been doing the telecasts".
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