David Coulthard could face redundancy from Red Bull Racing if he plans to go ahead with a radical new helmet design.
After receiving the news he will be contracted for another year with the Milton Keynes squad, Coulthard celebrated the news the only way he knows how. "Trulli and Reubens both painted their heroes on their helmets", explained a defiant Coulthard. "It was the only logical step to paint myself".
Adrian Newey, Technical Director at Red Bull was most concerned with the news.
"Our reservations centre around the jaw-line drag co-efficiency of David's design" Newey said. "Basically you can't fit a square peg in a round hole.. The box David's helmets have come in over the years have fit him better!".
Mark Webber has come out in support of his team-mate, claiming he can't see what the fuss is about.
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