Thursday, July 26, 2007

Ferrari boss puts shit in ape.

The FIA World Motor Sport Council has found that while McLaren were guilty of violating section 151C of the International Sporting Code, there was insufficient evidence to prove McLaren had benefited from leaked Ferrari data found at the home of their chief designer Mike Coughlan.

This has angered Ferrari Team Principle Jean Todt, who believed the result "violated the fundamental principle of sporting honesty".

The WMSC also moved that Todt may no longer refer to McLaren as "the Legion of Doom run by a balding Machiavellian industrialist" on the grounds it seemed too jingoistic.

Todt was forcibly removed from proceedings screaming "But you promised I could be Aquaman!.. You promised!!.. Next time Luther!.. Next time!!"

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