Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Montoya attacks magazine staff.

F1 Racing staff were startled to see ex-McLacren driver Juan Pablo Montoya in their office yesterday. An allegedly unshaven Montoya burst into F1 Racing's London office demanding an 'exclusive'.

"He just burst in screaming obscenities", explained magazine Editor Matt Bishop. "He just kept screaming 'Nothing will make me return to F1!', and when no-one responded he got more violent saying - 'I refuse to argue with you.. You see??.. This is me refusing to argue with you!.. I'm explosive don't you know??".

"This is the third time this month and frankly we're getting sick of it", proclaimed Bishop.

"It all happened so quickly!", said a shocked Peter Windsor - who could not shed any light on Montoya's outburst as he was "under his desk" during the tirade.

Medical experts believe Juan Pablo's behaviour may stem from from an interview a few years ago, during which a news camera operator nearly "broke Motoya's head".

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