Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Hamilton Caught in Bad Taste

Lewis Hamilton had some of his luggage stolen from his car as he checked out of a hotel in Spain earlier this week।

The McLaren driver was leaving the five-star Palacio hotel in Malaga where his girlfriend and Pussycat Doll, Nicole Scherzinger was singing at an MTV event, when thieves ran off with two bags from the boot of his car।

While it’s believed only an advanced copy of Emmanuel Lewis’s ‘My Story’ and Hamilton’s iPod were stolen, the McLaren ace is reportedly eager to recover the iPod as it contained incriminating evidence from last year’s spy scandal; including downloaded copies of Coldplay, Westlife, Extreme, Hootie and the Blowfish, New Edition and Counting Crows।

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Raikkonen, Heidfeld disappoint team boss

Gerhard Berger, who at the beginning of the season tipped reigning champion Kimi Raikkonen to defend his title, has now changed his mind saying "Now I would put my bets on Lewis Hamilton”. The Austrian former grand prix winner, who co-owns the Toro Rosso team, spoke to Germany's Sport Bild magazine despite having no influence on Ferrari protocol॥

In other news, Hans-Joachim Stuck; a famous German driver who contested grands prix in the 70s and now heads up Volkswagen's racing division, claims that Nick Heidfeld should be replaced by Alonso next year।

New Zealand-born, Ulster Rugby Union player Isaac Boss, has also admitted to being “dissatisfied with Nelson’s Piquet’s progress at Renault”, whilst ‘Bruce The Boss’ Springsteen admitted he had “torn up his Torro Rosso head band” since Scott Speed had been sacked.
Hugo Boss is reportedly unhappy with the length of Heikki Kovalainen’s trousers.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Briatore in Sand Trap

Flavio Briatore’s holidays were put on temporary hold when the Renault Formula One boss attempted to power ashore aboard his luxury yacht.
The Italian newspaper La Stampa reports that the 58-year-old, his new wife and a celebrity entourage were pelted with water and sand by unhappy bathers when they tried to land on the crowded Capriccioli beach in Sardinia.But the manner in which they sped ashore enraged beachgoers and parents, while 'terrorised children wailed between the waves', La Stampa claimed.
“It was like a scene out of Caddyshack!”; A frightened mother of two exclaimed. Briatore reacted angrily to the abuse, threatening to play Earth, Wind and Fire’s Boogie Wonderland at 95 decibels from his Sardinia Mansion.
“Let’s see how they like that!” Briatore responded. “I pay my taxes! It’s my right! No respect I tell you!.. No respect!!”

Friday, August 1, 2008

Mosley Photographed with Moustached Freak!

Max Mosley has been photographed with a strange man sporting a “moustache” during his court hearing over the NOTW publications।

The man, Gustav Linoski, who is also Mosley’s lawyer was thrown out of court by Judge Peters on grounds of “looking like a right twat”, and said that he would also dismiss anyone else under similar circumstances।

“I would gladly throw anyone sporting a moustache on the grounds that it is a sure sign that a person thinks himself a bit of a character, and is therefore unreliable.. How can he be expressing any kind of view other than puberty? How does he expect to win me over?”

Who Can you Trust?

David Coulthard has ended speculation about his future next year by stating he will fulfil a key role in the development of Red Bull’s KERS (kinetic energy recovery system), but he admits after recent developments – he’s not taking any chances।

"Part of my role for next year will be to assist with the development of Red Bull's KERS system. I'll be wearing a full rubber body suit to make sure that I'm safe... Formula One driving suits will become like fireproof condoms!. After what happened to Mosley I’m not taking any chances.. I mean if you can’t trust a prostitute anymore, who can you trust?”