Briatore in Sand Trap

Flavio Briatore’s holidays were put on temporary hold when the Renault Formula One boss attempted to power ashore aboard his luxury yacht.
The Italian newspaper La Stampa reports that the 58-year-old, his new wife and a celebrity entourage were pelted with water and sand by unhappy bathers when they tried to land on the crowded Capriccioli beach in Sardinia.But the manner in which they sped ashore enraged beachgoers and parents, while 'terrorised children wailed between the waves', La Stampa claimed.
“It was like a scene out of Caddyshack!”; A frightened mother of two exclaimed. Briatore reacted angrily to the abuse, threatening to play Earth, Wind and Fire’s Boogie Wonderland at 95 decibels from his Sardinia Mansion.
“Let’s see how they like that!” Briatore responded. “I pay my taxes! It’s my right! No respect I tell you!.. No respect!!”