Monday, October 27, 2008

Hamilton in a Hoff

McLaren staff are concerned for Lewis Hamilton’s preparation for the Formula 1 title decider at Sao Paulo in just under a weeks time.

Mercedes Motrorsport head Norbert Haug believes that outside influences are hindering the young McLaren charges focus।

“It’s that bloody Baywatch audition!” cited Haug. Ever since he sent in that audition tape it’s been ‘Hasselhoff’’ this .. and ‘Brande’ that!.. He didn’t get the part but we haven’t had the heart to tell him.. He’s even been training in slow-motion!”

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Bernie’s in Toyland

Draft plans for a Formula One circuit on the grounds of Disneyland Paris have been prepared, as the French racing federation considers options for the country's Grand Prix in 2010 and beyond.
F1 Chief Executive Bernie Ecclestone is desperate for his sport to move away from Magny Cours.

There are alternatives to Disneyland, which is about a half hour drive from the French capital, but it is reportedly Ecclestone's preferred venue।

The French language newspaper La Presse reports that Disneyland's owners Euro Disney, have devised plans for a temporary F1 track that extends 700 metres into the Enchanted Forest. Through the Mount Gushmore tunnel, and a 200 metre climb up Space Mountain.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Tram company denies claims of ending Webber's race

Operators of Singapore's Mass Rapid Transit (SMRT) system have refuted claims that a passing tram could have caused Mark Webber's retirement from the recent night grand prix there. Red Bull Racing officials said after the race that the Australian driver's broken gearbox could have been caused by the static electricity carried by a tram line beneath the track at turn 13.

But according to the news wire service AFP, SMRT refuted the claim.

"There is no MRT track beneath turn 13 as the tram was running late that day.. When were running to the Russian timetable that particular day."
Webber added that he "won’t be validating my #%^@ing metcard next time I’m in Melbourne I can tell you!".

Monday, October 6, 2008

Kubica: the new Paddock Kingpin

Robert Kubica is swapping his tracks skills for work on a different type of lane this week when he pursues his love of ten-pin bowling in a professional competition in Vienna.
"I always try to explain to the people who don't know bowling, as a lot of them say, 'I hear you are bowling.' and they see bowling like a party game - where you go drinking beer and have fun," said Kubica in a video interview on bowling digital.com

"I try to explain to them that it is really, really technical and really difficult। You have to have a lot of knowledge, experience and precision. I used to bowl as a way of earning extra cash for my motorsport career॥ That.. And having to perform sexual favours for my hideous landlady - something that is similar to F1!.. Well, at Flavio’s anyway.

"Fernando, he plays also. I always say to him, 'come out and play.' But he doesn't want to because he is shit, so he doesn't like that I beat him...maybe one day we will have an F1 drivers' championship for bowling.. So if you think you’re good enough.. Come get some kutas!"