Thursday, July 26, 2007

Ralph - "I'm as good as Katayama"

Struggling Toyota driver, Ralph Schumacher has substantially altered his proclamation earlier in the year that he is "one of the top three drivers" in the world at the moment.

Instead, Ralph has re-assessed his credentials and admitted he is at least as good as ex-Tyrell driver, Ukyo Katayama. Katayama was once referred to by Murray Walker as, "the best driver that Grand Prix racing has ever produced", after Murray accidentally licked an hallucinogenic toad - later discovered to be Jean Todt.

"Don't underestimate Katayama", warned Ralph. "He might have been teamed up with wild man Andrea de Cesaris, but he managed more spins and crashes than Andrea ever could".

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