Saturday, July 28, 2007

Brundle/Hamilton caught in secret tryst.

With a verbal embargo hanging over Ron Dennis' prodigy Lewis Hamilton, the press have been forced to use subterfuge to gain interviews with the youngster. One journalist who claims to have actually achieved an 'exclusive' with Hamilton is Martin Brundle.

"It was a lengthy process", explained Martin. "The timing had to be just right.. And the colours. I'd been watching 'E.T. The Extraterrestrial' and saw how Elliot lured E.T. to his room with a packet of M&M's. I figured hmmm.. I wonder if that could work on Lewis? Turns out he has a soft spot for hazelnut-crunch!"

A GP Specialist photographer snapped this photo of the encounter before being kidnapped by McLaren stand-over men.

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