Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Spyker for sale

Dutch sports car maker Spyker Cars NV might sell some or all of its Formula One team as part of a refinancing plan and strategic review, Spyker said on Tuesday. The vice-chairman of its supervisory board, Hans Hugenholtz, who has temporarily take on the role of CEO at Spyker said he was open to offers.

"Hi! My name is Hans! How can I put you in this car today?", said Hans, adding that he was reviewing a number of unsolicited received offers for the team or parts of it.

"The nice thing about this car is that it's safe" added Hans. "Look at Albers.. Not a scratch on him. Tell you what.. I'm gonna write a number on this here piece of paper here.. Look at it.. tell me what you think.. The price on the winglets is merely a 'suggestion', not a soft dollar deal. No sir! Only one previous owner.. Okay two, but he was an Irishman who only used it on weekends!"

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