Initial speculation that Robert Kubica has put his massive Montreal shunt in Montreal behind him has given way to fears that the Polish driver's brain may be swelling out of all proportion.
Doctors are concerned for BMW-Sauber's staff as Robert's thirst for knowledge is superceding the abilities of key technical personnel.
"His increase in head circumference measurements is way out of proportion to other body dimensions or a single head circumference measurement which greatly exceeds the 97th percentile", said former F1 doctor Sid Watkins. "Evaluating the mental status.. I'd say we're all in trouble.. He's the fucking Lawnmower man!"
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