In an effort to gain an understanding into Fernando Alonso's inter-team difficulties this year, McLaren technical wizard's have analized Alonso's dreams.
"The results were startling", confirmed McLaren CEO Martin Witmarsh. "There was a dream where Fernando was competing for Arrows against an entire field of Ferrari competitors.. in a game of soccer!.. I'm no psychologist but fuck! Talk about getting your back up.. Get over yourself!"
McLaren techs believe this dream may signify an aggressive, sexual act, however when Alonso's teeth were knocked out many believed he was going through menopause.
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