Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Speed infiltrates 'Bad Boys'

Scott Speed has attempted to enter Eddie Jordan's television show 'Bad Boy Racers' it was discovered last Tuesday.

"The 'Bad Boy Racers' are a group of 8 young men involved in car crime in England who Eddie takes under his wing and gives them another start at life", a television source explained. "We believed Scott misread the show as a doorway back into F1"

"The first sign was when a Torro Rosso employee discovered a TR2 on bricks in Budapest.. At which point the team contacted us" the source claimed.

"We had grown suspicious of a slightly older member of the group who was a bit over the top. He prefixed his introductions with 'yeah - I'm a right Chav' and 'ooweeer - I will nick you'. Sure enough, when we removed his beanie.. it was Scott".

Speed apparently explained his actions from being from a "broken home".

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