Monday, August 13, 2007

Overtaking Plan is Go!

Formula One teams are edging closer to agreeing on a future car design that will improve overtaking.

The Overtaking Working Group or (Pick Your Nose Through Your Arsehole Association) held an evaluation meeting and have now agreed on the design that could be introduced as soon as 2009. McLaren engineering director and PYNTYA chairmain Paddy Lowe was proud of his team's achievement.

"I think we've finally settled on the most convoluted and uneconomical solution available", explained Patty. "Talks had just about broken down until Rory Byrne suggested a complicated system of cryopreservation; where a car and driver could be momentarily sent into a state of suspended animation.. Kind of like sculpting small lumps of water into the shape of ice-cubes.. Or just.. ice-cubes."

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