Saturday, November 17, 2007

Ferrari colostomy bag explodes!

Amidst a hearing to clarify the FIA's position on fuel temperatures, Ferrari's top brass have exploded in a tidal wave of self-righteous bullshit and misguided vitriol. Despite BMW Team Principal Mario Thiessen agreeing that "the case had thrown up uncertainties about the fuel temperature regulations that needed resolving before the start of next year", Ferrari were unrepentant in their parochial attack.

"A final and desperate attempt to change the result obtained on the track was rejected. Now, all our efforts are focused on preparing for next season. Conne! Conne! " Jean Todt

"Shameless hypocrites devoid of any integrity". Nigel Tozzi

"Shitbag, ignorant tool cock emo faggot fuckhead homo jerk prick pussy shit smacktard!" Ferrari President Luca di Montezmolo.

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