Friday, October 12, 2007

Piquet moves mountains

Amidst growing concern that Formula One’s younger drivers have no interest in safety concerns, Nelson Piquet Jnr shocked the Grand Prix Drivers Association by attempting to shift the Shanghai pit exit five-feet.

“I noticed on Friday I was caught out with Timo trying to exit” explained Renault’s Friday tester. “So I took matters into my own hands”.

“Whilst we applaud Nelsino’s enthusiasm for safety, I’ve seen retards do more intelligent things” responded GPDA director Fernando Alonso.

Piquet-Jnr is in Shanghai International Hospital under observation.

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