Sunday, September 16, 2007

You've got mail!!

Red Bull Racing may face exclusion from the 2008 World Constructors Championship after reports that Mark Webber received a letter from Ferrari President Luca di Montezmolo yesterday.

The letter titled 'You May Already Be A Winner!', contained detailed documentation on Ferrari's F2008 chassis and urged the recipient to 'act now to avoid disappointment!'. Drivers have been warned to not open any mail coming from Marenello.

"I was so excited!", recounted a distraught Webber. "It was the only thing I'd won all year!"

Super Aguri driver, Anthony Davidson confirmed he had also received a similar letter, but contained small doses of white powder he thought was "anthrax".

When questioned about the letters, Montezmolo was unrepentant.

"Yes we (Ferrari) sent the letters.. In fact we sent them to everyone. There's more than one way to win a championship you know!"

The FIA were said to be too busy dividing up a recent windfall to give the matter "serious consideration".

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