Lewis Hamilton had some of his luggage stolen from his car as he checked out of a hotel in Spain earlier this week।
The McLaren driver was leaving the five-star Palacio hotel in Malaga where his girlfriend and Pussycat Doll, Nicole Scherzinger was singing at an MTV event, when thieves ran off with two bags from the boot of his car।
While it’s believed only an advanced copy of Emmanuel Lewis’s ‘My Story’ and Hamilton’s iPod were stolen, the McLaren ace is reportedly eager to recover the iPod as it contained incriminating evidence from last year’s spy scandal; including downloaded copies of Coldplay, Westlife, Extreme, Hootie and the Blowfish, New Edition and Counting Crows।
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Raikkonen, Heidfeld disappoint team boss
Gerhard Berger, who at the beginning of the season tipped reigning champion Kimi Raikkonen to defend his title, has now changed his mind saying "Now I would put my bets on Lewis Hamilton”. The Austrian former grand prix winner, who co-owns the Toro Rosso team, spoke to Germany's Sport Bild magazine despite having no influence on Ferrari protocol॥
In other news, Hans-Joachim Stuck; a famous German driver who contested grands prix in the 70s and now heads up Volkswagen's racing division, claims that Nick Heidfeld should be replaced by Alonso next year।
New Zealand-born, Ulster Rugby Union player Isaac Boss, has also admitted to being “dissatisfied with Nelson’s Piquet’s progress at Renault”, whilst ‘Bruce The Boss’ Springsteen admitted he had “torn up his Torro Rosso head band” since Scott Speed had been sacked.
Hugo Boss is reportedly unhappy with the length of Heikki Kovalainen’s trousers.
In other news, Hans-Joachim Stuck; a famous German driver who contested grands prix in the 70s and now heads up Volkswagen's racing division, claims that Nick Heidfeld should be replaced by Alonso next year।
New Zealand-born, Ulster Rugby Union player Isaac Boss, has also admitted to being “dissatisfied with Nelson’s Piquet’s progress at Renault”, whilst ‘Bruce The Boss’ Springsteen admitted he had “torn up his Torro Rosso head band” since Scott Speed had been sacked.
Hugo Boss is reportedly unhappy with the length of Heikki Kovalainen’s trousers.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Briatore in Sand Trap
Flavio Briatore’s holidays were put on temporary hold when the Renault Formula One boss attempted to power ashore aboard his luxury yacht.
The Italian newspaper La Stampa reports that the 58-year-old, his new wife and a celebrity entourage were pelted with water and sand by unhappy bathers when they tried to land on the crowded Capriccioli beach in Sardinia.But the manner in which they sped ashore enraged beachgoers and parents, while 'terrorised children wailed between the waves', La Stampa claimed.
“It was like a scene out of Caddyshack!”; A frightened mother of two exclaimed. Briatore reacted angrily to the abuse, threatening to play Earth, Wind and Fire’s Boogie Wonderland at 95 decibels from his Sardinia Mansion.
“Let’s see how they like that!” Briatore responded. “I pay my taxes! It’s my right! No respect I tell you!.. No respect!!”
The Italian newspaper La Stampa reports that the 58-year-old, his new wife and a celebrity entourage were pelted with water and sand by unhappy bathers when they tried to land on the crowded Capriccioli beach in Sardinia.But the manner in which they sped ashore enraged beachgoers and parents, while 'terrorised children wailed between the waves', La Stampa claimed.
“It was like a scene out of Caddyshack!”; A frightened mother of two exclaimed. Briatore reacted angrily to the abuse, threatening to play Earth, Wind and Fire’s Boogie Wonderland at 95 decibels from his Sardinia Mansion.
“Let’s see how they like that!” Briatore responded. “I pay my taxes! It’s my right! No respect I tell you!.. No respect!!”
Friday, August 1, 2008
Mosley Photographed with Moustached Freak!
Max Mosley has been photographed with a strange man sporting a “moustache” during his court hearing over the NOTW publications।
The man, Gustav Linoski, who is also Mosley’s lawyer was thrown out of court by Judge Peters on grounds of “looking like a right twat”, and said that he would also dismiss anyone else under similar circumstances।
“I would gladly throw anyone sporting a moustache on the grounds that it is a sure sign that a person thinks himself a bit of a character, and is therefore unreliable.. How can he be expressing any kind of view other than puberty? How does he expect to win me over?”
The man, Gustav Linoski, who is also Mosley’s lawyer was thrown out of court by Judge Peters on grounds of “looking like a right twat”, and said that he would also dismiss anyone else under similar circumstances।
“I would gladly throw anyone sporting a moustache on the grounds that it is a sure sign that a person thinks himself a bit of a character, and is therefore unreliable.. How can he be expressing any kind of view other than puberty? How does he expect to win me over?”
Who Can you Trust?
David Coulthard has ended speculation about his future next year by stating he will fulfil a key role in the development of Red Bull’s KERS (kinetic energy recovery system), but he admits after recent developments – he’s not taking any chances।
"Part of my role for next year will be to assist with the development of Red Bull's KERS system. I'll be wearing a full rubber body suit to make sure that I'm safe... Formula One driving suits will become like fireproof condoms!. After what happened to Mosley I’m not taking any chances.. I mean if you can’t trust a prostitute anymore, who can you trust?”
"Part of my role for next year will be to assist with the development of Red Bull's KERS system. I'll be wearing a full rubber body suit to make sure that I'm safe... Formula One driving suits will become like fireproof condoms!. After what happened to Mosley I’m not taking any chances.. I mean if you can’t trust a prostitute anymore, who can you trust?”
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Kubica’s leading status a sure thing
Robert Kubica has taken his “un-official” leading man status at BMW to new heights by swapping roles with John Cusack for this weekends Hungarian Grand Prix.
Insiders believe Robert’s dalliance with the Say Anything actor has arisen from comments made by itv hack James Allen after the Canadian Grand Prix when Allen was overheard saying that Kubica was “no Brad Pitt!”
Cusack is considered to be an all-rounde; capable of singing, dancing, and acting at a professional level, but never outshining his female co-star and Robert believes the swap should hold no unforseen dramas। “I have flattered my team-mate Nick Heidfeld in the last two races this season, and he can’t even get through the garage without even knocking over the furniture!”
Insiders believe Robert’s dalliance with the Say Anything actor has arisen from comments made by itv hack James Allen after the Canadian Grand Prix when Allen was overheard saying that Kubica was “no Brad Pitt!”
Cusack is considered to be an all-rounde; capable of singing, dancing, and acting at a professional level, but never outshining his female co-star and Robert believes the swap should hold no unforseen dramas। “I have flattered my team-mate Nick Heidfeld in the last two races this season, and he can’t even get through the garage without even knocking over the furniture!”
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
McLaren drop anvil on Newey
McLaren's bid to keep up the aggressive development of their MP4-23 continued on Tuesday when they ran an anvil wing engine cover for the first time at the Hockenheim test
The use of the engine cover follows the trend begun by designer Adrian Newey at Red Bull Racing and since copied by Renault and Force India. McLaren F1 CEO Martin Whitmarsh believes copying the design is providing excellent value for money.
“It’s ****ing awesome!” explained Whitmarsh. “Not only don’t we have to pay for the designs, but we’re getting money back off Adrian after that 11th hour deal in ’04 that really screwed our budget. If you’re reading this Adrian.. screw unto others as they screw unto you!”
Newey is reportedly consulting the ACME users guide for ‘Advanced Revenge Techniques’ before making any statement.
The use of the engine cover follows the trend begun by designer Adrian Newey at Red Bull Racing and since copied by Renault and Force India. McLaren F1 CEO Martin Whitmarsh believes copying the design is providing excellent value for money.
“It’s ****ing awesome!” explained Whitmarsh. “Not only don’t we have to pay for the designs, but we’re getting money back off Adrian after that 11th hour deal in ’04 that really screwed our budget. If you’re reading this Adrian.. screw unto others as they screw unto you!”
Newey is reportedly consulting the ACME users guide for ‘Advanced Revenge Techniques’ before making any statement.
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