Saturday, June 14, 2008

Quick Nick gets “nicked”

A still inconsolable Nick Heidfeld faced the German press last Tuesday over what he feels was a “travesty of justice” after being asked to move over for Robert Kubica in Canada last weekend. BMW top brass however were quick to point out the parity of the situation.
"You gotta swallow this one," whispered Wili Ramf into Heidfeld’s ear। “You’ve gotta admit, he stole it fair and square॥ Just like you did in Monaco 2005."

“You can jam your parity all the way up your ass!” Heidfeld was heard yelling after the press conference. “I haven’t felt this bad since ‘Juno’ won best screenplay!”

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