Sebastian Vettel did what he had to do in the Brazilian Grand Prix and that was racing until the end. The German managed to overtake Lewis Hamilton with two laps to go with complete disregard to Hamilton’s championship aspirations.
I had no idea in what position we were racing," Vettel explained after the race. "I was totally focussed on Salma’s tits that I didn't watch my pit board once to be honest. It was incredibly slippery out there.. on track I mean and I needed every second to focus on her t.. the track.
"Hamilton ran a bit wide after Kubica overtook him and I could pass him quiet easily, but I didn't have a clue what Consequence it could have for Hamilton. I was just fully focussed on the tits!”
Monday, November 3, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
Hamilton in a Hoff
McLaren staff are concerned for Lewis Hamilton’s preparation for the Formula 1 title decider at Sao Paulo in just under a weeks time.
Mercedes Motrorsport head Norbert Haug believes that outside influences are hindering the young McLaren charges focus।
“It’s that bloody Baywatch audition!” cited Haug. Ever since he sent in that audition tape it’s been ‘Hasselhoff’’ this .. and ‘Brande’ that!.. He didn’t get the part but we haven’t had the heart to tell him.. He’s even been training in slow-motion!”
Mercedes Motrorsport head Norbert Haug believes that outside influences are hindering the young McLaren charges focus।
“It’s that bloody Baywatch audition!” cited Haug. Ever since he sent in that audition tape it’s been ‘Hasselhoff’’ this .. and ‘Brande’ that!.. He didn’t get the part but we haven’t had the heart to tell him.. He’s even been training in slow-motion!”
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Bernie’s in Toyland
Draft plans for a Formula One circuit on the grounds of Disneyland Paris have been prepared, as the French racing federation considers options for the country's Grand Prix in 2010 and beyond.
F1 Chief Executive Bernie Ecclestone is desperate for his sport to move away from Magny Cours.
There are alternatives to Disneyland, which is about a half hour drive from the French capital, but it is reportedly Ecclestone's preferred venue।
The French language newspaper La Presse reports that Disneyland's owners Euro Disney, have devised plans for a temporary F1 track that extends 700 metres into the Enchanted Forest. Through the Mount Gushmore tunnel, and a 200 metre climb up Space Mountain.
F1 Chief Executive Bernie Ecclestone is desperate for his sport to move away from Magny Cours.
There are alternatives to Disneyland, which is about a half hour drive from the French capital, but it is reportedly Ecclestone's preferred venue।
The French language newspaper La Presse reports that Disneyland's owners Euro Disney, have devised plans for a temporary F1 track that extends 700 metres into the Enchanted Forest. Through the Mount Gushmore tunnel, and a 200 metre climb up Space Mountain.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Tram company denies claims of ending Webber's race
Operators of Singapore's Mass Rapid Transit (SMRT) system have refuted claims that a passing tram could have caused Mark Webber's retirement from the recent night grand prix there. Red Bull Racing officials said after the race that the Australian driver's broken gearbox could have been caused by the static electricity carried by a tram line beneath the track at turn 13.
But according to the news wire service AFP, SMRT refuted the claim.
"There is no MRT track beneath turn 13 as the tram was running late that day.. When were running to the Russian timetable that particular day."
Webber added that he "won’t be validating my #%^@ing metcard next time I’m in Melbourne I can tell you!".
But according to the news wire service AFP, SMRT refuted the claim.
"There is no MRT track beneath turn 13 as the tram was running late that day.. When were running to the Russian timetable that particular day."
Webber added that he "won’t be validating my #%^@ing metcard next time I’m in Melbourne I can tell you!".
Monday, October 6, 2008
Kubica: the new Paddock Kingpin
Robert Kubica is swapping his tracks skills for work on a different type of lane this week when he pursues his love of ten-pin bowling in a professional competition in Vienna.
"I always try to explain to the people who don't know bowling, as a lot of them say, 'I hear you are bowling.' and they see bowling like a party game - where you go drinking beer and have fun," said Kubica in a video interview on bowling digital.com।
"I try to explain to them that it is really, really technical and really difficult। You have to have a lot of knowledge, experience and precision. I used to bowl as a way of earning extra cash for my motorsport career॥ That.. And having to perform sexual favours for my hideous landlady - something that is similar to F1!.. Well, at Flavio’s anyway.
"Fernando, he plays also. I always say to him, 'come out and play.' But he doesn't want to because he is shit, so he doesn't like that I beat him...maybe one day we will have an F1 drivers' championship for bowling.. So if you think you’re good enough.. Come get some kutas!"
"I always try to explain to the people who don't know bowling, as a lot of them say, 'I hear you are bowling.' and they see bowling like a party game - where you go drinking beer and have fun," said Kubica in a video interview on bowling digital.com।
"I try to explain to them that it is really, really technical and really difficult। You have to have a lot of knowledge, experience and precision. I used to bowl as a way of earning extra cash for my motorsport career॥ That.. And having to perform sexual favours for my hideous landlady - something that is similar to F1!.. Well, at Flavio’s anyway.
"Fernando, he plays also. I always say to him, 'come out and play.' But he doesn't want to because he is shit, so he doesn't like that I beat him...maybe one day we will have an F1 drivers' championship for bowling.. So if you think you’re good enough.. Come get some kutas!"
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Williams could’ve had Hamilton
Williams could have signed Lewis Hamilton in 2004 but their former engine partners BMW passed up the opportunity, the Formula One team's co-founder Patrick Head said.
Head told reporters that Hamilton and his father Anthony had visited the team's factory that year after falling out with backers McLaren while the Briton was racing in Formula Three Euroseries.
"They rang up and said 'can we come and see you?'," he recalled. "And they came in and said '(McLaren boss) Ron Dennis has dropped us'.
"We were with BMW at the time and I think Frank (Williams) rang Jacque Villeneuve up to ask for his baggy overalls back.. That was fine until we noticed a shit-stain from Jerez ’97 still in the crotch.. Needless to say our relationship with the Hamilton’s didn’t get very far”.
Head told reporters that Hamilton and his father Anthony had visited the team's factory that year after falling out with backers McLaren while the Briton was racing in Formula Three Euroseries.
"They rang up and said 'can we come and see you?'," he recalled. "And they came in and said '(McLaren boss) Ron Dennis has dropped us'.
"We were with BMW at the time and I think Frank (Williams) rang Jacque Villeneuve up to ask for his baggy overalls back.. That was fine until we noticed a shit-stain from Jerez ’97 still in the crotch.. Needless to say our relationship with the Hamilton’s didn’t get very far”.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Cyber-Sex Depression
It has been a well kept secret (until now) that a number of Force India team staff have been engaging in frequent rituals of cyber-sex whilst on the job।
“We worked out those mechanics having cyber sex had alarmingly high rates of depression, anxiety and stress and typically devote hours a day to the covert activity”, said Team Principal, Mike Gasgoyne।
The Force India shock sheds new light on the types of people who frequent online sex, fetish and swinging sites, revealing they are overwhelmingly male, well-educated, and aged anywhere from 18 to 80।
“Everyone except Flavio”, cited Gasgoyne.. “We get around 50 to 60 erotic e-mails from him each day.. It’s a bit hard to keep up actually! So we replaced our boring script with a massive dumb blonde script that takes up far less hard drive!”
“We worked out those mechanics having cyber sex had alarmingly high rates of depression, anxiety and stress and typically devote hours a day to the covert activity”, said Team Principal, Mike Gasgoyne।
The Force India shock sheds new light on the types of people who frequent online sex, fetish and swinging sites, revealing they are overwhelmingly male, well-educated, and aged anywhere from 18 to 80।
“Everyone except Flavio”, cited Gasgoyne.. “We get around 50 to 60 erotic e-mails from him each day.. It’s a bit hard to keep up actually! So we replaced our boring script with a massive dumb blonde script that takes up far less hard drive!”
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